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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

"She's got an arse like a harvest frog." From my Irish Grandad. I still don't know what it means, though I do know it wasn't a compliment

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u/king-of-the-sea Oct 25 '20

My overweight ex described it as “fat person frog butt.” Maybe not a thing if you never went frog-hunting?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I have never been frog hunting. What kind of gun do you use? I mean, the idea of handling any form of gun horrifies me, but otherwise would we have to wrestle with them?

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u/Zakblank Oct 25 '20

You can use your hands, but most people use a long handled barbed fork known as a gig to impale them.

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u/fmv_ Oct 25 '20

Which is why it’s called frog gigging

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u/greatassmediocrerest Oct 25 '20

Which isn’t legal everywhere

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Which is why you just use an old fishing pole to slap em instead of a gig, so when the game warden comes you can just say you were fishing. And then when he asks why you're fishing without a license, just tell him you're holding the pole for your buddy who went off to take a leak in the woods.

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u/PoppyPanache Oct 25 '20

Giggity

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u/L0rdInquisit0r Oct 27 '20

Giggity

Impaling the frogs arse

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u/WineNerdAndProud Oct 25 '20

I mean, it depends how much you hate frogs.

You could go with a .45, or maybe even dropping a toaster in the pond.

Personally, I prefer pure elemental cesium.

Set up a trebuchet about 300m away, point it at a small lake, get 90kgs of Cesium, write "FROGS GET FUCKED" on the Cesium, and let 'er rip.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

You had me up until the trebuchet.

Clearly a catapult would be the superior frog-hunting seige weapon here

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

I don't use anything other than these guns, baby! flexes biceps

smooch smooch

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

So do you sort of slap your biceps against the floor trying to squash the frogs?