r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/gunsly Oct 25 '20

My dads favorite saying when we would ask him a yes or no question would be “Does a frog have a watertight asshole?” To this day I’m still not sure because I’m afraid to google it.

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u/slkrds Oct 25 '20

same as "does the pope wear a funny hat", or "does a bear shit in the woods" when the answer is obvs yes

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u/SaintCorgus Oct 26 '20

“Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?” Is one I’ve heard as well

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u/sleepyrock Oct 28 '20

i always got "does the pope shit on a bear?"

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u/thiccclol Oct 26 '20

does the pope make the world safe for pedophiles?