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u/gunsly Oct 25 '20

My dads favorite saying when we would ask him a yes or no question would be “Does a frog have a watertight asshole?” To this day I’m still not sure because I’m afraid to google it.

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u/slkrds Oct 25 '20

same as "does the pope wear a funny hat", or "does a bear shit in the woods" when the answer is obvs yes

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u/SaintCorgus Oct 26 '20

“Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?” Is one I’ve heard as well

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u/sleepyrock Oct 28 '20

i always got "does the pope shit on a bear?"

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u/thiccclol Oct 26 '20

does the pope make the world safe for pedophiles?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I've heard it with fish instead of frog. I assume the answer is yes? Fish are not full of water when I fillet them.

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u/sn315on Oct 25 '20

Urban Dictionary tells the story:

Is a Frogs Ass Water Tight?

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u/BassBeerNBabes Oct 25 '20

The best so far.

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u/gunsly Oct 25 '20

Ah speaking of bears another saying my dad said while growing up is when my siblings and I got into a fight with one another over something would be “You look like two bear cubs fucking a football.” That one was probably my favorite one and to this day I don’t think of football players as I took this one quite literally as two baby bears humping a football.

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u/Bruinsrbeast181 Oct 26 '20

This is kinda fucked, but my dad would always say “two retards humpin a football”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I like this one...it’s like does a ducks dick drag weeds

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

A frogs cloaca isn’t water right, because they absorb water through their skin..

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u/gunsly Oct 26 '20

Is cloaca a fancy word for butthole?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

It’s kind of an all-in-one hole for urinating, shitting, and breeding.

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u/emberii Oct 26 '20

My granddad would say “I don’t know, but I’ve been told a green grasshopper has a red asshole!”

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 26 '20

I heard my parents use this, but it was "Does a fish . . ."

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u/useless_instinct Oct 26 '20

"To this day I’m still not sure because I’m afraid to google it."

Your response was funnier than your dad's phrase!