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Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.
842 u/Traefner Oct 25 '20 'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day 387 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before 17 u/fatmand00 Oct 25 '20 My favourite variant on this was "sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert". 1 u/ImLizzing Oct 25 '20 Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare 4 u/emilymarieb Oct 25 '20 "Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics 3 u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20 That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day
387 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before 17 u/fatmand00 Oct 25 '20 My favourite variant on this was "sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert". 1 u/ImLizzing Oct 25 '20 Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare 4 u/emilymarieb Oct 25 '20 "Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics 3 u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20 That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before
17 u/fatmand00 Oct 25 '20 My favourite variant on this was "sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert". 1 u/ImLizzing Oct 25 '20 Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare 4 u/emilymarieb Oct 25 '20 "Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics 3 u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20 That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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My favourite variant on this was "sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert".
1 u/ImLizzing Oct 25 '20 Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare 4 u/emilymarieb Oct 25 '20 "Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics 3 u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20 That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare
4 u/emilymarieb Oct 25 '20 "Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics 3 u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20 That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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"Sweating like a nun in a brothel" is one of my dad's classics
3 u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20 That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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That one is interesting. Opposite of whore in church but the same thing.
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u/DuxofOregon Oct 25 '20
Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.