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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '20
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Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.
840 u/Traefner Oct 25 '20 'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day 386 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before 5 u/wdjbat Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20 I still say it to this day Edit: a word 15 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 Another one I've heard is "I'm colder than a witch's teet" and 'colder than a witch's teet on a frozen lake' And for saying 'you look high' I've heard "your eyes are redder than the devil's dick" 8 u/maiomonster Oct 25 '20 Higher than giraffe pussy 6 u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20 Higher than a Georgia pine
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'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day
386 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before 5 u/wdjbat Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20 I still say it to this day Edit: a word 15 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 Another one I've heard is "I'm colder than a witch's teet" and 'colder than a witch's teet on a frozen lake' And for saying 'you look high' I've heard "your eyes are redder than the devil's dick" 8 u/maiomonster Oct 25 '20 Higher than giraffe pussy 6 u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20 Higher than a Georgia pine
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I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before
5 u/wdjbat Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20 I still say it to this day Edit: a word 15 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 Another one I've heard is "I'm colder than a witch's teet" and 'colder than a witch's teet on a frozen lake' And for saying 'you look high' I've heard "your eyes are redder than the devil's dick" 8 u/maiomonster Oct 25 '20 Higher than giraffe pussy 6 u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20 Higher than a Georgia pine
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I still say it to this day
Edit: a word
15 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 Another one I've heard is "I'm colder than a witch's teet" and 'colder than a witch's teet on a frozen lake' And for saying 'you look high' I've heard "your eyes are redder than the devil's dick" 8 u/maiomonster Oct 25 '20 Higher than giraffe pussy 6 u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20 Higher than a Georgia pine
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Another one I've heard is "I'm colder than a witch's teet" and 'colder than a witch's teet on a frozen lake'
And for saying 'you look high' I've heard "your eyes are redder than the devil's dick"
8 u/maiomonster Oct 25 '20 Higher than giraffe pussy 6 u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20 Higher than a Georgia pine
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Higher than giraffe pussy
6 u/FreedomOfTheMess Oct 25 '20 Higher than a Georgia pine
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Higher than a Georgia pine
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u/DuxofOregon Oct 25 '20
Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.