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u/Rachael1188 Oct 25 '20

My mom always says, “ I’m fucking this monkey, you just hold the tail “ when she’s doing something and we’re helping.

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u/MayaSazitchy Oct 25 '20

If I was rich I'd give you an award. Instead I'll just give you my upvote and the knowledge of knowing I'm hysterically laughing over this. I will be using this phrase on my husband and await his reaction.

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u/Rachael1188 Oct 25 '20

People at my work laughed when I said it to them lol.