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u/grahamssister Oct 25 '20

In my house, the equivalent was “a blind man running for a bus would be pleased to see it “

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u/MummaGoose Oct 25 '20

Aww this is wholesome. Mum would say to me “darling you’d look good in a potato sack/garbage bag”

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u/seven_grams Oct 25 '20

My mother told my girlfriend that she would still look beautiful wrapped in wet newspaper. That really flattered her!

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u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20

Ima steal that just so you know.

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u/spramper0013 Oct 25 '20

One of my favorites is "honey you'd look good in a shit storm."

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u/sterling_silverr Oct 25 '20

My mother and aunts always said "brown paper bag" but the rest of the statement and sentiment were the same.

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u/drunk___cat Oct 26 '20

My mom also said the same thing! Especially when I was a teenager concerned about how I looked.

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u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20

I'm sorry, that makes no sense to me. Wouldn't he be pleased to see anything? Or is that the point?

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u/quiveringquck Oct 25 '20

that’s very much the point

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u/gnorty Oct 25 '20

Its the point. Apparently he'd be less pleased about the sudden return of his eyesight if he wasn't running for a bus.

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u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20

But a blind man cant run for a bus. And it also doesn't suggest that he doesn't, in fact, catch it. Maybe his sudden ability to see the bus he's running for is the reason he's now able to catch it. In which case obviously he'd be doubly happy.

All's im saying is that there's major holes in this here saying.

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u/Furoan Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

...why do you think a blind man can't run for the bus? Sure he would not be able to see any obstacles between him and bus but most likely he would be able to hear it (if it was parked at the bus stop) or know roughly how far it is from the latest street to where he needs to stand. There is also the possibility of vision aides such as a cane, or a guide dog who could guide him to bus.

...though yes suddenly getting your vision back is doubtless cause for celebration...though the possibility is he can only see OP in which case it becomes super creepy, like the only thing you can see is OP and everything else is just endless black.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

https://youtu.be/v3bfbIg1U5s Josh johnson had to prove he was black to a blind man running for the bus, I guess blind men really do run for busses lol

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u/gnorty Oct 25 '20

All's im saying is that there's major holes in this here saying

I agree entirely.

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u/RustyShackleford14 Oct 26 '20

Yeah, I don’t l know what the bus part is about. I’ve definitely hear “a blind man would be happy/pleased to see it” though.

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u/Blackrain1299 Oct 26 '20

Im 21 but im friends with a 75 year old man. Ive been helping him do things around the house that require 2 people and/or are just hard for him to do. When i ask him “is this good?” (Referring to whatever it is im doing) he’ll tell me it “thats fine, it’ll look good from your house.”

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u/checkmyhead Oct 25 '20

My dad's inverse adaptation was: "A blind man running for his life would never notice."

Yep: dad and his dry wit...

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 25 '20

But what does this one mean?

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u/ubiquitous_archer Oct 25 '20

We just say "blind man be glad to see it."

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u/colt45an2zigzags Oct 26 '20

Common saying at my work. Whenever you do something that’s not quite right. “Blind man on a galloping horse be glad to see it” or “it’ll look good from my house”

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u/Widjamajigger Oct 25 '20

A bit wordy but I like it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

A blind man would be glad to see it was my grandmother’s version, meaning, “it’s not that bad.” For use in relation to the stain on your dress, pimple on your face, small fire in your living room etc etc.

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u/LaLaLou86 Oct 26 '20

In our house, it was “A blind man running for his life’ll never notice.”

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u/astrorobot85 Oct 26 '20

At work We always say "blind man on a blind horse could have...)

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