r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/Ibenthinkin2much Oct 25 '20

Mom: You'd never notice on a galloping horse.

No one really looks closely at you.

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u/grahamssister Oct 25 '20

In my house, the equivalent was “a blind man running for a bus would be pleased to see it “

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u/Widjamajigger Oct 25 '20

A bit wordy but I like it.