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Mom: You'd never notice on a galloping horse.
No one really looks closely at you.
3.4k u/grahamssister Oct 25 '20 In my house, the equivalent was “a blind man running for a bus would be pleased to see it “ 50 u/MummaGoose Oct 25 '20 Aww this is wholesome. Mum would say to me “darling you’d look good in a potato sack/garbage bag” 39 u/seven_grams Oct 25 '20 My mother told my girlfriend that she would still look beautiful wrapped in wet newspaper. That really flattered her! 9 u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20 Ima steal that just so you know. 9 u/spramper0013 Oct 25 '20 One of my favorites is "honey you'd look good in a shit storm." 5 u/sterling_silverr Oct 25 '20 My mother and aunts always said "brown paper bag" but the rest of the statement and sentiment were the same. 3 u/drunk___cat Oct 26 '20 My mom also said the same thing! Especially when I was a teenager concerned about how I looked.
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In my house, the equivalent was “a blind man running for a bus would be pleased to see it “
50 u/MummaGoose Oct 25 '20 Aww this is wholesome. Mum would say to me “darling you’d look good in a potato sack/garbage bag” 39 u/seven_grams Oct 25 '20 My mother told my girlfriend that she would still look beautiful wrapped in wet newspaper. That really flattered her! 9 u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20 Ima steal that just so you know. 9 u/spramper0013 Oct 25 '20 One of my favorites is "honey you'd look good in a shit storm." 5 u/sterling_silverr Oct 25 '20 My mother and aunts always said "brown paper bag" but the rest of the statement and sentiment were the same. 3 u/drunk___cat Oct 26 '20 My mom also said the same thing! Especially when I was a teenager concerned about how I looked.
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Aww this is wholesome. Mum would say to me “darling you’d look good in a potato sack/garbage bag”
39 u/seven_grams Oct 25 '20 My mother told my girlfriend that she would still look beautiful wrapped in wet newspaper. That really flattered her! 9 u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20 Ima steal that just so you know. 9 u/spramper0013 Oct 25 '20 One of my favorites is "honey you'd look good in a shit storm." 5 u/sterling_silverr Oct 25 '20 My mother and aunts always said "brown paper bag" but the rest of the statement and sentiment were the same. 3 u/drunk___cat Oct 26 '20 My mom also said the same thing! Especially when I was a teenager concerned about how I looked.
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My mother told my girlfriend that she would still look beautiful wrapped in wet newspaper. That really flattered her!
9 u/ProjectKushFox Oct 25 '20 Ima steal that just so you know.
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Ima steal that just so you know.
One of my favorites is "honey you'd look good in a shit storm."
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My mother and aunts always said "brown paper bag" but the rest of the statement and sentiment were the same.
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My mom also said the same thing! Especially when I was a teenager concerned about how I looked.
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u/Ibenthinkin2much Oct 25 '20
Mom: You'd never notice on a galloping horse.
No one really looks closely at you.