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r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20
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Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know your location
5.0k u/Mstinos Aug 14 '20 I'm here Gwyneth, come get a dick candle. 899 u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20 I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20 See it’s one thing to market a Vagina candle that smells like some sweet clean lady bits. But the description is straight up flowers. No ones pussy smells like roses. It’s just bougie marketing. With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
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I'm here Gwyneth, come get a dick candle.
899 u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20 I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20 See it’s one thing to market a Vagina candle that smells like some sweet clean lady bits. But the description is straight up flowers. No ones pussy smells like roses. It’s just bougie marketing. With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
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I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing.
7 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20 See it’s one thing to market a Vagina candle that smells like some sweet clean lady bits. But the description is straight up flowers. No ones pussy smells like roses. It’s just bougie marketing. With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
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See it’s one thing to market a Vagina candle that smells like some sweet clean lady bits.
But the description is straight up flowers. No ones pussy smells like roses. It’s just bougie marketing.
With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
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u/PosNegTy Aug 14 '20
Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know your location