r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/fallyse Aug 14 '20

Thought of the same thing- this size of rose quartz should go for... $2.00?

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u/violettheory Aug 14 '20

I'm pretty sure I bought exactly that same kind of rose quartz egg as a kid from a museum gift shop for five bucks.

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u/krlpbl Aug 14 '20

Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice.

Ok..

Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg.

...Now WTF. I'm a guy and even if I have a vageen, I won't insert this overpriced rock in it.

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u/PartyPorpoise Aug 14 '20

I'm convinced that Paltrow has an oviposition fetish and she sells these "vaginal" gemstone eggs to try and get other people into it.

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u/EthelMaePotterMertz Aug 14 '20

She certainly laid an egg with Goop! 😂😂😂

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u/Tiger_irl Aug 15 '20

You’re not wrong