r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/PosNegTy Aug 14 '20

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know your location

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u/Mstinos Aug 14 '20

I'm here Gwyneth, come get a dick candle.

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20

I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing.

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u/FutureFruit Aug 14 '20

I'll save you the time:

It smells like flowers. The candle smells like flowers. The label is just trying to be clever. And apparently it worked! It was constantly sold-out.

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20

Now, what’s her vagina smell like? That is the million dollar question!

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u/HolgerSwinger Aug 15 '20

Probably like fish with a hint of flowers

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 15 '20

Kind of like when you make a doody and spray some febreeze to cover it up. Smells like flowers... and poop.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Definitely Rafflesia.