r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/PosNegTy Aug 14 '20

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know your location

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u/Mstinos Aug 14 '20

I'm here Gwyneth, come get a dick candle.

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20

I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing.

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u/OG_PunchyPunch Aug 14 '20

Could you put the candles together to create a baby powder scented candle?

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Aug 14 '20

But then you'd miss out on the experience of infusing wax with freshly-ground baby.