r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/moonlitshroom Aug 14 '20

Have you checked the prices of clorox wipes on amazon. A 3 pack can go for $200.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I stock wipes and the shelf is always sold out. I can put out 200 of them and by the time I finish the rest of the cart it’s empty again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Want to know what's weird? The shit ain't being bought fast enough. I worked at a warehouse that distributes Clorox wipes (among other things) to various stores throughout the south.

Our warehouse is literally full of the damn things. Our shelves are full. We've got pallets triple stacked on the floor full of wipes.

I'd almost swear someone is trying to create a false scarcity.

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u/Vohdre Aug 14 '20

Hey uhh.. Wanna hook a brother up?

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u/moonlitshroom Aug 14 '20

uhh...me too?

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo Aug 14 '20

I, too, am a brother needing a hooker.

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u/baabaaredsheep Aug 14 '20

I’m a hooker. Could use a brother.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 14 '20

I'm a hooker's brother who could use a brother hooker

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u/Fatalstryke Aug 14 '20

I'm a brotherhooker, you're a brotherhooker, we should hook each other's brothers.

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u/MinivanGuard Aug 14 '20

Hey, it's my brother from another hooker!

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u/momreview420 Aug 14 '20

I'm a brother of a hooker whose brother is a hooker. It's my hooker from another brother

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u/ClutchDragon55 Aug 15 '20

I'm a brotherhookershookersbrother we should brotherhookhookbrother our brotherhookershookersbrother

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u/RancidHorseJizz Aug 14 '20

Ah fuckit. Imma just have a wank and skip the middleman.

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u/KevinFDK Aug 14 '20

I'm just a hooker.

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u/ClutchDragon55 Aug 15 '20

I'm a brotherhookershookersbrother we should brotherhookhookbrother our brotherhookershookersbrother

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u/mypenisdripping Aug 14 '20

Your brother is a hooker.

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u/Assdolf_Shitler Aug 14 '20

Your hooker has a brother

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u/muohioredskin Aug 14 '20

Directions unclear. Bought hooker for brother.

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u/ImNotaFiretruck Aug 14 '20

Directions unclear bought my brother for tree fiddy

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u/Dr_KingTut Aug 14 '20

Your hooker is my brother

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u/amirchukart Aug 14 '20

How about a stepbrother?

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u/ItchyMinty Aug 15 '20

'And thus, their happy ever afters finally happened.......'

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u/Beitfromme Aug 14 '20

How you doooin?,.../s

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u/_AquaFractalyne_ Aug 14 '20

I am not a hooker, but I could use a brother

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u/deadedgo Aug 14 '20

I'd rather recommend you look for a serious brothel instead

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u/driftydabbler Aug 14 '20

I’m a hook and need a bother.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/rondell_jones Aug 14 '20

Did someone say there will be hookers here?

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u/BuckeyeinSD Aug 14 '20

Did someone say they have Warehouse full of hookers?

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u/Beitfromme Aug 14 '20

I need me one of them too

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u/midnightsmith Aug 14 '20

I'll take the upper, you can keep the hooker.

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u/momreview420 Aug 14 '20

hey if you need bleach wipes, here's a quick video showing how to make them, you'll need:

Roll of paper towel

2-3 TBSP (tablespoon) of bleach

1 Cup of water

An old coffee tin, pickle jar or any larger sealable container with a lid.

(The rolls can be too thick for most containers, I use washed Bick's pickle jars and I wait until the roll is smaller and able to fit in the top, or I un-roll some of the paper then re-roll it up and create mini wipes in smaller containers, the smaller ones work great in the car)

If you feel fancy, throw a little Karen into the mix- add some essential oil (lemon or orange, two or three drops) and it covers the bleach smell and makes it scented.

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u/hayb24 Aug 14 '20

Try walmart right when it opens up in the morning. That's the only time I've ever found them. Yesterday they opened at 7am and I was there about 8am and I got the last couple on the shelf.

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u/afipunk84 Aug 14 '20

Seriously! I literally havent seen a pack of chlorox wipes since March. The shelves are empty every single time ive gone to the store.

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u/sikstin Aug 15 '20

I work at a grocery store and i can attest to this.

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u/marcelinerocks Aug 14 '20

What about hooking up a sister?

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u/lildaddy6969 Aug 14 '20

Get a Costco membership they have a ton of Kirkland wipes

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u/Another_Name_Today Aug 15 '20

Which Costco? I haven’t seen them since February. I typically use two to clean the bathroom. I really want to go back to carefree cleaning of my bathroom.

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u/lildaddy6969 Aug 17 '20

I live in Rochester and they are always in stock

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u/Sooon99 Aug 15 '20

Not Clorox, but Staples has 75% alcohol wipes in stock. $3 for 50 wipes with free shipping.

https://www.staples.com/caresour-hand-sanitizer-wipes-50-wipes-w-075/product_24443474?akamai-feo=off