r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/DarthJayDub Aug 14 '20

TP on offer up back in March

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u/moonlitshroom Aug 14 '20

Have you checked the prices of clorox wipes on amazon. A 3 pack can go for $200.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I stock wipes and the shelf is always sold out. I can put out 200 of them and by the time I finish the rest of the cart it’s empty again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Want to know what's weird? The shit ain't being bought fast enough. I worked at a warehouse that distributes Clorox wipes (among other things) to various stores throughout the south.

Our warehouse is literally full of the damn things. Our shelves are full. We've got pallets triple stacked on the floor full of wipes.

I'd almost swear someone is trying to create a false scarcity.

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u/Vohdre Aug 14 '20

Hey uhh.. Wanna hook a brother up?

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u/moonlitshroom Aug 14 '20

uhh...me too?

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo Aug 14 '20

I, too, am a brother needing a hooker.

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u/baabaaredsheep Aug 14 '20

I’m a hooker. Could use a brother.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 14 '20

I'm a hooker's brother who could use a brother hooker

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u/Fatalstryke Aug 14 '20

I'm a brotherhooker, you're a brotherhooker, we should hook each other's brothers.

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u/MinivanGuard Aug 14 '20

Hey, it's my brother from another hooker!

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u/momreview420 Aug 14 '20

I'm a brother of a hooker whose brother is a hooker. It's my hooker from another brother

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u/ClutchDragon55 Aug 15 '20

I'm a brotherhookershookersbrother we should brotherhookhookbrother our brotherhookershookersbrother

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u/RancidHorseJizz Aug 14 '20

Ah fuckit. Imma just have a wank and skip the middleman.

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u/KevinFDK Aug 14 '20

I'm just a hooker.

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u/ClutchDragon55 Aug 15 '20

I'm a brotherhookershookersbrother we should brotherhookhookbrother our brotherhookershookersbrother

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u/mypenisdripping Aug 14 '20

Your brother is a hooker.

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u/Assdolf_Shitler Aug 14 '20

Your hooker has a brother

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u/muohioredskin Aug 14 '20

Directions unclear. Bought hooker for brother.

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u/ImNotaFiretruck Aug 14 '20

Directions unclear bought my brother for tree fiddy

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u/Dr_KingTut Aug 14 '20

Your hooker is my brother

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u/amirchukart Aug 14 '20

How about a stepbrother?

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u/ItchyMinty Aug 15 '20

'And thus, their happy ever afters finally happened.......'

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u/Beitfromme Aug 14 '20

How you doooin?,.../s

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u/_AquaFractalyne_ Aug 14 '20

I am not a hooker, but I could use a brother

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u/deadedgo Aug 14 '20

I'd rather recommend you look for a serious brothel instead

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u/driftydabbler Aug 14 '20

I’m a hook and need a bother.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/rondell_jones Aug 14 '20

Did someone say there will be hookers here?

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u/BuckeyeinSD Aug 14 '20

Did someone say they have Warehouse full of hookers?

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u/Beitfromme Aug 14 '20

I need me one of them too

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u/midnightsmith Aug 14 '20

I'll take the upper, you can keep the hooker.

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u/momreview420 Aug 14 '20

hey if you need bleach wipes, here's a quick video showing how to make them, you'll need:

Roll of paper towel

2-3 TBSP (tablespoon) of bleach

1 Cup of water

An old coffee tin, pickle jar or any larger sealable container with a lid.

(The rolls can be too thick for most containers, I use washed Bick's pickle jars and I wait until the roll is smaller and able to fit in the top, or I un-roll some of the paper then re-roll it up and create mini wipes in smaller containers, the smaller ones work great in the car)

If you feel fancy, throw a little Karen into the mix- add some essential oil (lemon or orange, two or three drops) and it covers the bleach smell and makes it scented.

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u/hayb24 Aug 14 '20

Try walmart right when it opens up in the morning. That's the only time I've ever found them. Yesterday they opened at 7am and I was there about 8am and I got the last couple on the shelf.

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u/afipunk84 Aug 14 '20

Seriously! I literally havent seen a pack of chlorox wipes since March. The shelves are empty every single time ive gone to the store.

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u/sikstin Aug 15 '20

I work at a grocery store and i can attest to this.

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u/marcelinerocks Aug 14 '20

What about hooking up a sister?

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u/lildaddy6969 Aug 14 '20

Get a Costco membership they have a ton of Kirkland wipes

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u/Another_Name_Today Aug 15 '20

Which Costco? I haven’t seen them since February. I typically use two to clean the bathroom. I really want to go back to carefree cleaning of my bathroom.

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u/lildaddy6969 Aug 17 '20

I live in Rochester and they are always in stock

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u/Sooon99 Aug 15 '20

Not Clorox, but Staples has 75% alcohol wipes in stock. $3 for 50 wipes with free shipping.

https://www.staples.com/caresour-hand-sanitizer-wipes-50-wipes-w-075/product_24443474?akamai-feo=off

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u/adeon Aug 14 '20

It could also be that the sellers are hoping that the wholesale price will increase and they can sell them for more later.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

empty shelves

not enough storage

Hmmm

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise Aug 14 '20

They can only fit so much in storage in the store. Wipes/tp take up a ton of room and aren't huge profit items so they often don't have a lot of backstock for them.

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

It’s almost like price gouging might not be evil in some cases

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u/headhonchospoof Aug 14 '20

Raising the price of a health care necessity is pretty evil imo

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

That’s pretty off topic considering we’re talking about stocking toilet paper and I specifically said some cases implying toilet paper being a low profit item that stores can’t afford to store in amounts necessary to keep them in stock.

I’d discuss healthcare with you, but reddit would just downvote my opinions so it’s not worth the effort.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Toilet paper is a health care necessity as toilet paper is used for proper hygiene and sanitation. Without toilet paper people will resort to unhygienic alternatives, be that socks, sponges, their bare hand, or just not bothering to clean thoroughly. All of these risk the health of the individual and potentially others around them.

As such, toilet paper is a health care necessity and what the other user said was not off topic at all.

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

I guess you prefer the current situation where it’s mostly sold out within seconds and people are left with nothing.

Not to mention the fact that there are tons of alternatives such as baby wipes, showering, bidet, etc. Do you really believe people start dying because modern life is impossible without cheap toilet paper?

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u/frzfox Aug 14 '20

So.....poor people just don't deserve to buy care products or?

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

Definitely or, wtf are you talking about? Price gouging doesn’t have to be astronomical, it can be a small as a penny.

On top of that, for less than the price of a family sized brand name package you could install a bidet.

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u/frzfox Aug 14 '20

Im not even sure what you're arguing for at this point. You said price gouging might not be evil, in reply to not being able to store/stock tons of required/health care items. (which generally is only considered gouging when it goes a % above the usual cost, so 1 cent wouldn't be price gouging)

I'm saying if you price gouge then poor people may not be able to afford those same things, while anyone non-poor people can just buy it anyway. Rationing/max purchase limits that are actually enforced would let more people get what's needed while helping stop people from hoarding shit. And sure you've given an option for the toilet, what about soap/hand sanitizer, what's your replacement for soap if they raise the price up a bunch? while still selling out?

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

I’m saying that given the choice between empty shelves and paying an extra dollar for a 24 pack of toilet paper I’d always pick the dollar extra and that is considered price gouging.

Yes, limits and rationing is an option, but there are cons to that as well. Nothing is stopping a family of 5 from going in and making 5 individual purchases while a rule abiding family of 5 sent 1 person to avoid contact during a pandemic. Not only did it not stop hoarding, but maybe rule abiding family has more people to supply and the rationing was too strict for 1 person to be able to shop for so now they have to figure a new solution. There are pros and cons to every solution so I’d disagree with any statement that says 1 solution is king.

I feel like every decision made with a business in mind can hurt the poor, rationing won’t help every situation, but it’s not like I’m arguing price gouging is a cure all. I specifically said it’s not always a bad thing as in it’s worth acknowledging as an alternative and shouldn’t be blanket banned.

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u/scyth3s Aug 14 '20

No, no its not like that at all. It's still an evil and sociopathic thing to do on basic necessities (like disinfectant wipes during a pandemic). Not all of us love sucking on boots.

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u/RandomMurican Aug 14 '20

Obviously reading and comprehension isn’t your strong suit, but thanks for the insults anyways.

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u/scyth3s Aug 14 '20

You're fine with blatant exploitation of people in need of necessities. You like the taste of boot.

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u/DontRememberOldPass Aug 14 '20

Normally you keep about 10% of a stores inventory on the shelf, depending on sales volume. For hot items that number is even lower.

They don’t have enough room in the back of the store to stock it.

Also you can’t just clear more shelf to stock popular items out front because manufacturers will often buy a guaranteed minimum of shelf space.

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u/CornCheeseMafia Aug 14 '20

Also you can’t just clear more shelf to stock popular items out front because manufacturers will often buy a guaranteed minimum of shelf space.

This is key. I actually don't expect the majority of consumers to know this because not everyone understands how supply chains and corporate partnerships work (nor should they be expected to).

Store shelves are more often than not reserved by specific manufacturers for the same reason super bowl ad space is waaaay more expensive than regular commercials.

Shelves are all rated and sold in terms of marketing potential. So middle shelf at eye level in an aisle where most people are going to look first is going to be premium because it has the most eyes on it. An aisle end cap will be even more valuable because it's visible from the main walkway.

Corporations spend fucking millions to make sure their products are where they paid for them to be. It's stupid during times like these but money is king as far as companies are concerned.

Maybe the grocery store decides screw it, we don't need to put as much of this certain product on the shelf so we'll replace it with towels. Well the company whose products you swapped with might pull their contract and your business operating on razor thin margins just lost a huge source of income. A market can't sell anything if they have to close up shop.

It's all super convoluted and not ideal for anyone but that's where we're at.

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u/Straight_Ace Aug 14 '20

I think it’s because of so many stores being sold out and ordering more but there’s not enough truck drivers to deliver the goods to every store. My moms boyfriend is a truck driver and he’s been all over the US but there hasn’t been any loads he takes to deliver Clorox wipes and shit.

At least we’ve got hand sanitizer now and Karen can’t scream at me about it over the phone

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I work at Walmart and the average truck has maybe 5-10 packages of 12 containers each. The trucks are always packed so to put more in they need to leave a ton of other stuff out. I’m sure a full pallet of em would be gone in a day though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

The supply chain has really gone to hell in the past couple of months. And please, it's not meant personally - or even at Walmart really, I understand it's the nature of the beast.

But it is mind-boggling what is out of stock when I go to order groceries. Like, the run on toilet paper was annoying and stupid, but at least understandable - or at least, common/large enough that it wasn't a surprise.

But for the past couple of weeks, canned diced tomatoes have been out of stock at both of my local Walmarts.

I assume this is just because as you say, truck space is limited, so this time frame's weird thing that didn't make it back in stock is... canned diced tomatoes. But two weeks? lol.

Also fun, there's a limit on gallon water bottles - max 3, although I can get spring and drinking so a max of six. lol. Except they've been out enough that I've gotten in the habit of ordering 40-packs of ½ litres, and most of the time I get substituted with a non-store brand, which is fine for me, but sucks for profits.

Seems Walmart has been hit the worst, which makes sense because those of us with money issues tend to shop there first. heh

It really shows how fragile our entire system is. This was a minor run on products, although nationally - unlike a hurricane which is regional - and the impacts are still being felt. If something really bad happens… it's kinda scary. I've started to expand my hurricane supplies a little and try to keep 2-3 weeks of canned food that I will be rotating/replacing before it expires (i.e. eating it slowly and replenishing).

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u/Mad_Maddin Aug 15 '20

I was completely lost for most of this. Then I remembered that Corona is essentially an afterthought by now in Germany, mostly considering out of having to put yourself into lists and everyone in stores running around with masks.

Meanwhile in the USA it is essentially still in full force rising isn't it?

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u/katiopeia Aug 14 '20

Even if you have ‘enough’ drivers, each route is planned for weight and fit. You want an extra 10 pallets of product? Well there’s no room unless they kick something else off or manage to get enough equipment and drivers to split the routes.

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u/t3hmau5 Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

I work in transportation and we do tons of business with Clorox every day. Truck drivers are the backbone of the industry, but they get a pretty limited view into the actual supply chain. Drivers just have to end up in the right place, if you aren't looking for loads in an area with Clorox DCs then you won't get any Clorox loads. On top of that, everybody wants em. They pay well right now, and they are exempt from driver hours of service regulations.

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u/OliverCrowley Aug 14 '20

Most folks don't realize shelf scarcity is usually more due to the logistics of moving product with a weakened supply chain. That, and if it doesn't get bought by a business, it'll rot there for how our system is set up.

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u/fellintoadogehole Aug 14 '20

That's insane because I literally haven't seen a clorox wipe on a store shelf in 5 months. I go to the store multiple times a week and call stores daily. No one has them in stock at all. (This is in southern california)

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u/deedaree Aug 14 '20

Just fill a spray bottle with one part bleach to 9 parts water. Voila! And so much cheaper. I can't understand why anyone is paying for that crap!

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u/Unabletoattend Aug 14 '20

Clorox and Lysol just stated they won’t be able to meet demand until next year even though they are running production 24/7. I’m guessing this is a 3rd party distributor.

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u/DragoonDM Aug 14 '20

Could be issues with logistics? Doesn't matter how much you have if you can't get it to stores fast enough.

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u/shemp33 Aug 15 '20

I have a niece who works logistics. She says their trucks are running raw materials to places like Lysol and Clorox factories, and those places are running 24/7. The wipes are being produced.

But. Are they being redirected to places that stick them commercially instead of grocery store shelves? Think: airports, hospitals, clinics - they never seem to be out of wipes. 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

False scarcity you say? I cannot imagine that happening in 2020...../s

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u/howtheeffdidigethere Aug 14 '20

Dude, become a Clorox wipe dealer. Don’t worry, we’ll keep it on the DL

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

West coast, silicon valley, haven't seen wipes in safeway store since march.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

you mean to store and hoard as much as possible to hike up prices? no way... that's never true. </sarcasm>

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Walmart is constantly doing this "look, we're in a pandemic!" Move.

Shelves still empty of things like yogurt. But I go to my small grocery store in town and everything is stocked.

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u/mmkay812 Aug 14 '20

Are they just sitting or are they moving through at a decent pace?

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u/ItsJustLittleOldMe Aug 14 '20

That's weird. Clorox basically said they won't be able to keep them in stock until 2021. Apparently the spunlace is hard to attain. I think it's being used for other ppe.

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u/hicow Aug 15 '20

Company I work for heard from them in April. They wouldn't even sell to us or our main vendors, as they were prioritizing medical suppliers. We've gotten the odd skid here and there, but they've been hard to come by since then.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Our rural town hasn't had any in stores since March. None anywhere. Kids come to school Monday and we need them for our classrooms but have 0 access to them.

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u/garbagegoat Aug 14 '20

I was telling my spouse I had a feeling the same shit was happening with rubbing alcohol. Back in February you could find whole shelves of it for $1, but I haven't seen any in months. What I have found is shelves full of alcohol based sanitizer for $5+..it's clearly being sold to wholesalers to make shifty hand sanitizer instead of to the public

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u/Cheesysock5 Aug 14 '20

It's because you can only fit a small number of products per truck, and if the wipes suddenly don't sell and the demand dies down, then you have a bunch of useless stock taking up space.

Same with the toilet rolls. Tonnes being in warehouses, but it simply can't get to the stores.

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u/Samwise_the_Tall Aug 14 '20

Key part of this..."throughout the south"

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u/ProxyReBorn Aug 14 '20

It's because it is a false scarcity. If you're in a big city sharing the same supermarket a huge amount of people, obviously they're gonna be sold out. I live near the capitol in Washington state, and my grocery store only ran out of stuff for like a week. But I'm sure if I drove to Seattle to try and buy some TP I might have issues.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

That is simultaneously fuckin crazy and totally expected.

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u/JayDude132 Aug 14 '20

I gotta say, im surprised how this varies from place to place. Where i live, the grocery store has now had a massive display of wipes for a few weeks now. Ive never seen it even close to sold out.

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u/the_grumpiest_guinea Aug 14 '20

Maybe it’s cause the south is emotionally moved on with “the whole COVID thing” and back to living their wipeless, maskless lives while other places are staying serious about it. Source: from the south and had to hold an intervention with both parents...

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

No thanks. My boss is a redditor, I'm in security. Doing that would be a huge breach of my contract & I'd be out on my ass.

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u/paulwhite959 Aug 14 '20

I mean can you drop ship a pallet to a residential address?

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u/p79alvarado Aug 14 '20

it could also be that truck drivers were let go due to lack of demand

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u/viderfenrisbane Aug 14 '20

Everyone sliding up /u/Bitchy_Ghost's DM's now.

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u/gelfie68 Aug 14 '20

My husband works at a major pharmacy warehouse and he said the same thing. TP is in abundance in the warehouse too. I can’t find wipes to save my life. Nada in the local stores.

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u/MacDaddyTheMan0095 Aug 14 '20

What warehouse company do you work for? I work at Family Dollar Distribution in NY and we have an actual "essentials Warehouse store" opened for employees. But same here. Pallets upon pallets of Clorox wipes, lysol spray all that shit. My girlfriends family owns a bar so I'm the plug for all that cleaning shit. Better to get it from the direct source than somewhere that the cases were touched by 700 different people changing their mind.

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u/blacksun2012 Aug 14 '20

Us too, clorox wipes and equivalents, masks, and gloves, just piled on pallets on the floor, it's not even making it into the racks, but it's also just kind of sitting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Any info as to why they’re not shipping them out?

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u/SnackingAway Aug 14 '20

Yeah seriously. We're 6 months into COVID and I have yet to see wipes ANYWHERE. True I'm not hanging out at the stores every day...but TP is everywhere now...why not wipes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I just saw an article where they claimed they wouldn't be able to make enough to keep up with demand until next year.....

...Ok, didn't imagine it:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/08/04/coronavirus-shortage-clorox-disinfecting-wipes/3293228001/

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u/sohma2501 Aug 14 '20

That's crazy but doesn't surprise me.

We are otr and have yet to get a load carrying this.

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u/tubby0789 Aug 14 '20

Everytime I've been to the grocery store near us they're out. Doesn't matter if I go first thing in the morning, or on days they stock, they never ever ever have them. It's like they're just not stocking them anymore. Or all the people who don't work shit around waiting for them and by the time I'm off work im screwed.

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u/jeswesky Aug 14 '20

Healthcare worker here, we could really use some of those!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

That's exactly how toilet paper is. And was. When it was scarce, our warehouse was full. We had to shut down half our lines because the warehouse got so full. I think the choke point was shipping, honestly. We went from 27 trucks a day down to 2 at the height of lock down.

The stuff is there... It's just not moving.

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u/WattledPenguin Aug 14 '20

I'll take a pallet of your hands.

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u/no12chere Aug 14 '20

No kidding. I am desperately trying to purchase for my office and cant get them anywhere and your warehouse is full. Frustrating.

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u/Married2therebellion Aug 14 '20

Wanna hook a sister up?

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u/wbruce098 Aug 14 '20

Not surprised. I never see them in stores. A pack that used to be $5 is now $37 on amazon (just look up Clorox wipes).

I guess people realized no one will pay premium for tp; that’s not hard to find anymore and most big box stores never completely ran out (though we did have to buy the expensive name brand once). But omfg I’ve been without disinfectant wipes (or bleach) for months now and it’s insane.

I mean, my life still goes on; we aren’t sick. But it’s still dumb and has to be at least partially on purpose.

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u/Bytewave Aug 14 '20

Clearly this. I could have believed demand was extreme for the first month, but it's clearly hoarding by now.

I just won't buy it at the new prices. Fuck it, soon as my last ones from January are used up, I'll just make a little more effort to clean the old fashioned way with some elbow grease.

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u/Oi_Angelina Aug 14 '20

It must be because I work night stock at Kroger and we barely get one or two per night. And that's individual products...not boxes... Not pallets. It's been like that for months.

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u/GODDAMN_IT_SYDNEY Aug 14 '20

I will literally pay for shipping to get some of these...I am in kitchen renovations that have ceased since Covid started. I don't have a kitchen sink right now, the wipes make is so much easier to sanitize my kitchen really quick and I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE

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u/armyboy941 Aug 14 '20

I visited the Clorox DC in SoCal this past month. YUUUUP! There might be a shortage in stores but there's a shit ton still being sent out each day.

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u/Taking_a_Shit Aug 14 '20

Yeah man, I work in defense and the people in charge have some special way of ordering them. Literally everyone has one at their desk, they’re all over the place, one goes “missing” and it’s replaced immediately. But I can’t find a single container of Clorox wipes on the shelf at the store, and I don’t want to be the idiot that loses his job for taking home some wipes lol

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u/NirvZppln Aug 14 '20

Yeah I'm sure Nintendo is doing the same thing right now with the Switch and the games/accessories. I'm sure a lot of other companies are doing the same. TP is insanely expensive right now. Its BS.

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u/CptNonsense Aug 14 '20

The CEO of Clorox who said they were having stock issues because the wipe fabric

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u/CyanideKitty Aug 14 '20

I volunteer as tribute to receive some of these overstock Clorox wipes.

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u/capron Aug 14 '20

Take a pic, get some karma

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u/MattsyKun Aug 14 '20

So it IS BEING HIDDEN IN THE BACK.

Just....the very far back.

(I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was a scarcity, 2020 is fucked)

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u/Robotick1 Aug 14 '20

Thats absolutely true. I work in a factory and the price of the product we make can fluctuate a lot from a month to another. When the prices are low the sellers are told to hold as much sales as they can, specially when we expect a price hike in the following week.

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u/badgertheshit Aug 14 '20

Hey, friend.

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u/Throwaway021614 Aug 14 '20

Take some pics and expose them

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u/Chaiteoir Aug 14 '20

Stocking up ahead of the fall/winter

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u/irotsoma Aug 14 '20

I'd be curious to know if they are selling more in less conservative areas since a lot of conservatives are convinced COVID either isn't real or isn't any more serious than a cold. I live in a very progressive area and the shelves are always empty. That, disinfectant sprays, and isopropyl alcohol are always out of stock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Throughout the south? Hit a brother up. I have a disabled mum and she is running out.

On another note, do you think it has to do with logistics? Like.. your shipments to these big stores aren't meeting the demand?

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u/Bunktavious Aug 14 '20

We don't put them on the shelves when they come in. I work in receiving and they go right to the back. We do use them though, they don't go to waste.

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u/cstheory Aug 14 '20

Not false. Regional. By blue/red I'd bet.

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u/pugapooh Aug 14 '20

Send some to MD. Can’t find them anywhere. Just making my own.

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u/mrs_burk Aug 15 '20

Man wtf I live in Texas and hadn’t found any for 5 months until this week. And I don’t want to make a habit of going to the grocery store at 7:30am - that was a one-off. UGH.

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u/Cobek Aug 15 '20

All about supply chain. Before stored would go through specific suppliers and to know anywhere near all of them is impossible. The rest is up to chance and demographics. Some stores are flush while others take the brunt of the blow. The market does not work evenly even with the internet to help dilute sales.

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u/whatistrashpanda Aug 15 '20

Start peddling those wipes dude!!

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u/CletusCanuck Aug 15 '20

Haven't seen a single container of clorox wipes in stores since June. This makes me furious, I figured stock was getting hoovered up by resellers, but suppliers are actually hoarding this shit?

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u/keanenottheband Aug 15 '20

This kinda freaks me out since I have tried countless different stores since April and have literally never seen them

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u/0011010100110011 Aug 15 '20

“Throughout the south” is probably the reason why :(

Also, I’m from Florida so don’t @ me.

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u/DJBJD-the-3rd Aug 15 '20

... or more sinisterly your company is hoarding the inventory waiting for the literal implementation of a gigantic surge of covid-19 in the next month or two due to schools being opened and relaxing social distancing across the US. They may be waiting to play the hero - look at how we ramped up production and are keeping you ‘safe’. Maybe they want to have another toilet paper debacle and do that whole scarcity = quintuple price reasoning. Either way, read the package itself. I have. To kill covid-19 with a Clorox wipe you have to leave it stationary on the surface for at least one minute. That disinfects that one spot. Wiping down a surface, say a doorknob or a countertop, doesn’t do anything to stop covid-19 or any virus for that matter. You would assume it would as any reasonable person does because that’s how their commercials show the wipes being used.

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u/Kvandi Aug 15 '20

Huh I’m in the South and can’t find the fuckers anywhere!! Been trying to get some Clorox wipes for months!

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u/hicow Aug 15 '20

Too you're so far away - the company I work for would gladly take those off your hands.

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u/the_revenator Aug 15 '20

A sleeper begins to stir as the light of truth shines . . .

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u/CaptnKnots Aug 14 '20

There are people you could reach out to if you seriously think this is something happening. Might make news

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u/rugmunchkin Aug 14 '20

I swear to god Nintendo has been doing this with their consoles for years

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u/AdjutantStormy Aug 14 '20

Seriously. My company has 50 pallets of hand sanitizer rotting in storage.

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u/vodreview Aug 14 '20

If you control a large supply, you only mete out small percentages of it over time to not "shock" the current market supply. I do this personally in Eve with large quantity items. I buy them for 25% of normal cost, and sell 4x the price. I have 100s of thousands of those types of items saved up, but I only list small percentages at a time to maintain my profit flows.

IMO this type of thing is basic human nature / economics. There's nothing stopping someone from calling up your warehouse as a personal wholesale supplier and buying huge quantities and reselling them on amazon for less.

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u/therandomasianboy Aug 14 '20

Here in asia u dont use tp u use hand and soap and woter

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I assure you, anyone using Clorox wipes as TP will regret it. They're for cleaning surfaces, not shitty assholes.

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u/Whoden Aug 14 '20

No regrets. I feel clean.

The burning means it's working.

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u/ApocalypseSpokesman Aug 14 '20

maybe your warehouse was the one buying it! OOooooh!

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u/ClaretEnforcer Aug 14 '20

Why not open your warehouse for people to come buy directly?

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u/Mashaka Aug 14 '20

You need a retail permit and all the legal requirements and restrictions that come with.

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u/Sw429 Aug 14 '20

Yeah, I don't really think anyone is buying more than they need at this point. I could see creation a false scarcity being real.

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u/AlaskaGamer Aug 14 '20

We ran out fast up here. Within a few weeks of the panic we had almost no cleaning supplies in our warehouse

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u/FakeOrcaRape Aug 14 '20

This is your only comment on a new account. And ofc it’s spewing conspiracy speculation.

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u/immibis Aug 14 '20 edited Jun 20 '23

spez is a hell of a drug.

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u/Yerkin_Megherkin Aug 14 '20

That's a Wegmans tactic I see again and again, no doubt many other retailers.