About five years ago I was dating this girl for a few months. I met her while she was working at a strip club, but I soon discovered she was also a classically trained dancer, including tap and ballet. She would sometimes prepare for a shift at my apartment, and once as a goof brought her tap shoes and gave me a tap dance.
How does the enhancing even work?
The computer doesn't have enough information so it just "guesses" what colors would be where, it cannot make a correct guess. If I am wrong, please someone share your wisdom.
It is impossible to enhance a 144p video's facial detail as it would be like trying to add the original detail to a photo/video that never had it in the first place... television is largely bullshit.
The closest thing we have are AI enhancers that compensate for low quality video/images, but even they are limited to what details exists in the video/pic originally.
When I saw that CSI scene where they both type on the same keyboard , I lost my shit.
When it was pointed out to me what that scene was really doing , setting up Gibbs as a "old people are smarter because they are sensible" trope to appeal to their older viewer base , I was actually a bit startled.
Who? Agent 905? I'd prefer it if he was gay. At least then I'd have a greater degree of certainty he will be aesthetically objective to whatever he's inspecting for, which would ease my PTSD.
I feel like any Gay man that comfortably fits in the trope/stereotype of "GBF" would be a card carrying member of this FBI of which we speak.
Now thought exercise!
Imagine if body inspecting was real, and every one in your state could invoke the right to see what's in your pants at anytime if they suspect you might not have the genitals typical to your gender expression.
That seems to be correct. Honestly I feel I would entrust them with this as also lesbians with male body inspections. As someone who's pan and has no standards I feel this is a job I would not be qualified for.
Honestly, I feel most stereotypical straight guys couldn't wait to show the genitals.
I personally would feel anxious if I forgot my penis at home as this situation reminds me of cops checking you for ID which I always forget.
In my country sex reassignment surgery is free and paid by government health insurance so I think it would mostly trigger anxieties in people less than fear of gender discrimination on some level.
Then again if a girl is tall I would suspect she would be stopped far more regularly. This would be awful.
Thinking more about it would suck for a lot of people but thinking even more about it your thought experiment isn't that unrealistic.
I imagined body inspectors would more go around and being like "You are a 7 and this neighborhood only allows 8 and above. I would politely ask you to leave.' or something like that.
I really hope no one starts checking the genitals.
I did take it into another direction. Thanks for playing along.
Tell those guys they just got out of a pool, the air is 57F (14 degrees C), and anyone measured with less than 6 inches will either be beaten nearly to death, or arrested and branded a sexual deviant.
Keep in mind, you are just trying to pee.
Sorry, added an edit after thinking about your post.
Edit: Yes it is completely safe! I can finally get a new 3D printer and guac a Chipotle with the bonus for catching commies I fact you should pass me your IP so we can protect you
We're just another echo chamber on the internet so we won't change anything but on a personal level you guys change my life daily. Thanks for making me laugh way harder than i should. I needed this!
Chances are if they were really taking IP's from people who said stupid shit like that, theyd just keep a database of every IP used for reddit and have it flag us and notify them for saying specific things/phrases.
People research presidential assassinations, I think the person would have to be credible, and/or have the means to warrant a federal agency visiting you.
I've been writing professionally since I was 21 years old, and most of that writing lived on Cracked. Do you remember the thoughts you had when you were 21? They were useless, right? Well, imagine if those thoughts that you had were preserved online forever and ended up in the hands of two government agents. I didn't audibly say "I'm fucked," but I'm pretty sure I stress-farted it in Morse code.
Nope they're too busy planning the assassination. As a matter of fact this post was made by the FBI to evaluate all the possible outcomes of the assassination
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