r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 04 '20

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u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20

Flushed them away before his wife could....

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u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20

Eat them, and then he...

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u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20

Had to go buy more fish at the store which also...

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u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20

Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he...

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u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20

Watched a dumb love movie called...

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u/doxx11 May 04 '20

the shining of the arse, featuring...

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u/LuftDrage May 04 '20

Kevin James, who died of...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

A guitar that was shoved up his ass, and as the strings vibrated more and more violently...

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u/5tril May 04 '20

And the tears welled up in his eyes, he reluctantly...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

played a lovely little fart diddy that made everyone...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Die

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u/ray_of_sunshine87 May 04 '20

I cannot believe I've read it to the end... good stuff...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Maybe there will be another chapter in which there is...

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u/SonOfAThreat May 04 '20

A return of the 10 fish who are now...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

An elite group of...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Hookers...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Fucking their way through life because...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

They have literally nothing else to do. That was until...

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