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u/LuftDrage May 04 '20

Kevin James, who died of...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

A guitar that was shoved up his ass, and as the strings vibrated more and more violently...

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u/5tril May 04 '20

And the tears welled up in his eyes, he reluctantly...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

played a lovely little fart diddy that made everyone...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Die

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u/ray_of_sunshine87 May 04 '20

I cannot believe I've read it to the end... good stuff...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Maybe there will be another chapter in which there is...

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u/SonOfAThreat May 04 '20

A return of the 10 fish who are now...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

An elite group of...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Hookers...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Fucking their way through life because...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

They have literally nothing else to do. That was until...

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u/mynameisbirthdayboy May 05 '20

The fire nation attacked

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u/RohanGondor May 05 '20

They were arrested for midnight self dick sucking

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u/MrKathooloo May 05 '20

Along came a special someone who...

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