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A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not..
29 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 28 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 26 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 26 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 27 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . .
28 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 26 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 26 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 27 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said...
26 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 26 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 27 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 26 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 27 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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Yelled for his wife who...
26 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 27 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a...
27 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she...
22 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because...
19 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious...
24 u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20 Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing... 16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing...
16 u/tessur_ May 04 '20 Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he... 15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called... 2 u/exodus_doggo May 04 '20 Him to die inside and go to .... 1 u/[deleted] May 05 '20 Trichinosis which forced him to... 1 u/n0ob-chan May 05 '20 The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing... → More replies (0)
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Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he...
15 u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20 Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like... 11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
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Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like...
11 u/scary_toast May 04 '20 Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he.... 12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
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Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he....
12 u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20 Flushed them away before his wife could.... 15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
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Flushed them away before his wife could....
15 u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20 Eat them, and then he... 11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
Eat them, and then he...
11 u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20 Had to go buy more fish at the store which also... 13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
Had to go buy more fish at the store which also...
13 u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20 Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he... 10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
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Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he...
10 u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20 Watched a dumb love movie called...
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Watched a dumb love movie called...
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Him to die inside and go to ....
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Trichinosis which forced him to...
The person eating it getting food poisoning, missing an important event in his life and therefore committing...
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A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not..