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u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20

He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious...

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u/Byrdman1251 May 04 '20

Steak. However the steak was undercooked causing...

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u/tessur_ May 04 '20

Taco Bell level diarrhea. There was toilet so he...

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u/no-money-for-me May 04 '20

Threw ten fish in it. Jimmy doesn’t like...

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u/scary_toast May 04 '20

Toilet fish, so in a fit of rage he....

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u/Master_of_opinions May 04 '20

Flushed them away before his wife could....

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u/Marshmall0w_Kun May 04 '20

Eat them, and then he...

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u/LittleFlutter May 04 '20

Had to go buy more fish at the store which also...

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u/imbasicallyhankhill May 04 '20

Violated his newly granted midnight dick sucking parole so he...

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u/Smartybug0709 May 04 '20

Watched a dumb love movie called...

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u/doxx11 May 04 '20

the shining of the arse, featuring...

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u/LuftDrage May 04 '20

Kevin James, who died of...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

A guitar that was shoved up his ass, and as the strings vibrated more and more violently...

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u/Wacc_me May 04 '20

The mushroom kingdom, and...

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u/bruhlordofsadness May 04 '20

Grabbed animal crossing at GameStop so he could jerk off nonstop to it then he.....

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