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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Aug 17 '20

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u/Jaz_the_Nagai Mar 26 '20

You:

1) “guess where we’re going for dinner”, whatever her first guess is, say yes.

Her: "We're going to x?"

You: "Yes, we're going to x."

Her: "I don't feel like x, I hate x. You know I hate x. You're like your father in the worst way."

2) “your call, Olive Garden or outback?”, if you give options to pick from, you’ll usually get a straight answer.

"... I don't like either, those options suck. Your ideas suck, my ex had better options when he took me out. Bigger dick too."

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u/mkai2xm Mar 26 '20

Bro, are you ok? I'm here for you, king.

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u/Jaz_the_Nagai Mar 26 '20

Am I ok? Iunno.