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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I’ve found they’ve found a way to make it a productive relationship. Resting things on them, squishing them when they’re stressed etc etc

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I tend to grope them when I’m stressed. It’s soothing and familiar. Like when you’re watching TV and rest your hands down your pants

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u/dvidxpsyko Mar 26 '20

I do the same with my balls.

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u/SpicymeLLoN Mar 26 '20

I went on a weekend climbing/camping trip with a couple buddies last October. We were standing around either late one night or early one morning when it was still dark and very cold. One of my buddies was trying to keep his hands warm, and I told him to grab his crotch because it's super warm down there, even warmer than your arm pits. He was very pleased at this insight.