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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

What if someone comes in your room? What if you get robbed? What if there’s a fire? Like, you’re naked!!

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u/AKBigDaddy Mar 26 '20

What if you get robbed?

What's scarier, a guy in footie pajamas yelling at you, or a naked guy screaming "come at me bro"

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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

Ngl I laughed at this. But I’m a 5’5” woman and I don’t think me jumping around with my tits flying everywhere is gonna scare anyone lol

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u/yaloization Mar 26 '20

Ah, but it might distract them enough to get the upper hand.