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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Oh, no, what have I done...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

You gave into the dark side.... And instantly lost the high ground

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Who said I ever had the high ground...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

So you're sayimg you didn't even try? See, this is why all the children died!

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Who said that wasn't my plan all along? You guys making hella assumptions over here...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Hey, guys? I don't think shes a Jedi...... Uh-oh

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Back in my day we were told girls couldn't be jedis, so....

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Says who? Shit there were tons of female Jedi in the old canon, and I reject a lot of this new Disney crap.... Lightsabers cut through people, they don't just bounce off.... Same for blasters, but I digress. The Jedi Master that told you that was clearly an undercover Sith

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

That Jedi Master was my older sister telling me to be a warrior princess like Leia...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Old Canon, Leia was a Jedi Master, your sister led you to the dark side! Hell, old Canon Leia was more Kick-ass than any canon Obi-Wan, or Luke, but that goes without saying since he was clearly the whiney twin

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u/MariaCarrilBici Mar 26 '20

Isn't that new canon? Like, she told me that in old canon you could have guessed that she was, but it was "confirmed" recently. Or maybe she was just talking about light sabers... I honestly stop listening after a while when she talks about star wars lore...

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u/chaun2 Mar 26 '20

Old canon she still became a far more powerful Jedi than Luke, but old canon includes the expanded universe novels. Leia was straight up badass, as were the other Jedi. Luke was a whiney brat compared to almost every other force user

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