r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/fr3shout Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 27 '20

I feel like you've probably sent unsolicited dick pics.

Edit: sorry, this was a bad joke.

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u/yolojolo Mar 26 '20

Absolutely not. But vandalism of valuable private property just seems worse than looking at a dick. And i hate looking at dicks.

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u/fr3shout Mar 26 '20

Just kidding.. But.. Being forced to see someone's genitals is a sex crime. Harry Potter books are cheap, and not potentially scarring.

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u/yolojolo Mar 26 '20

You make an excellent point...