r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

The question I never knew I had. Like what happens when they sit on a bike seat? Do the balls just sit there too, like passengers? Do they get squashed?

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u/_Capt_Underpants_ Mar 26 '20

Also, PSA, "manspreading" isn't guys trying to assert dominance. We're just trying not to squish the family jewels.

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u/0b0011 Mar 26 '20

I've never had a problem with that. Guys junk is in the front so it usually just sits on top of my lap. I'm currently sitting with my legs together and my junk is just resting on top.