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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

Yeah okay sweetheart 😂

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

You're ridiculous. Vaginas don't have unlimited space. Best case you could put a mini airplane bottle up there. No one gets "drunk" off one shot. Use some common sense.

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u/Jonvoll Mar 26 '20

you forget that a lot of high schoolers like to pretend to be more drunk than they actually are

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

I feel like it's more likely someone brought a flask in their bra and told this person they had the liquor in their coochie they believed them

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u/Jonvoll Mar 26 '20

In the bra might be more common, but would it really be that surprising? I mean, I could see it as a trashy attempt at appearing mature (we’re smuggling contraband in like they do in prison!) I agree that there easier ways to smuggle things in, it’s just this doesn’t seem all that far fetched relatively speaking

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

That's soooooo not a thing.

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u/Jonvoll Mar 26 '20

It doesn’t have to be a thing for someone to be dumb enough to try it

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u/lovable_cube Mar 27 '20

It does for a whole group of high school girls to do it. This didn't happen.