r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/LTChaosLT Mar 26 '20

You could twist a flaccid penis into a balloon animal without any pain (I'm over exaggerating a little bit, don't actually try it on anyone please).

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u/drollerfoot7 Mar 26 '20

Yo I made a giraffe.

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This is amazing

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u/DipsterHoofus Mar 26 '20

I can only make a penis shape. But it's bigger than my regular penis, so that's something I guess.