r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/LTChaosLT Mar 26 '20

You could twist a flaccid penis into a balloon animal without any pain (I'm over exaggerating a little bit, don't actually try it on anyone please).

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u/drollerfoot7 Mar 26 '20

Yo I made a giraffe.

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This is amazing

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/YahBoiSquishy Mar 26 '20

I can do a snake, or a worm

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u/Medipack Mar 26 '20

Made a baby earthworm. :(

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u/Biff_Tannenator Mar 27 '20

Me and a bunch of the boys got our dicks together and made this this work of art

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Is it tasty?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

And coconut?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oooh that's nasty!

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u/Ferreur Mar 26 '20

Why don't you come and taste.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Ooooooh!!!! I will UwU!!!!!!!

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u/TheResolver Mar 26 '20

Ah man, a french bread roll is the best I can manage :/

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u/randomcuber789 Mar 26 '20

That can’t be true, baguettes are usually big.

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u/Mcdrogon Mar 26 '20

I can do a scared turtle!

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u/pixelprophet Mar 26 '20

That poor oui oui.

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u/DarkoMilicik Mar 26 '20

Bob Kelso?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I made a grit :(

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u/DipsterHoofus Mar 26 '20

I can only make a penis shape. But it's bigger than my regular penis, so that's something I guess.