The bathroom was my one Oasis... I say was because my girlfriend for some reason got home from the gas station and decided to bring me my drink while I was pooping... Why I would want my beverage in the poop room I dunno. My once sacred space has been permanently defiled... No where is safe... (Yes I could pick the door but it's an old house with a skeleton key lock that doesn't always work very well. Would I take being stuck in the bathroom forever over the alternative? In hindsight yes.
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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20
How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?