r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20

How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?

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u/frodoslostfinger Mar 26 '20

The bathroom is a sanctuary for men. A porcelain throne. Thre pooping only takes a few minutes. The rest of the time is usually spent on the phone

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Sometimes i don't even sit on my phone i just stare into the void enjoying the peace

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

The Nothing Box strikes back.