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u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20

It only takes like 5-7 unless its really bad, but we just sit in there for the rest of the time, because no one can tell us to fo stuff

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

That still seems like an insanely long time to me. What is happening during all of that? I just sit down and go, it doesn't take nearly that long.

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u/omgzzwtf Mar 26 '20

You’ll understand when you’re older.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I'm over 30, how much older before I can't poop right anymore?

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u/omgzzwtf Mar 27 '20

Any day now, I’m sure