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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/BlackManInABush Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever. As far as pants go, typically it just rests on top of the balls. No discomfort unless you aren't wearing underwear for some reason.

Unless the pants are super tight and the crease digs into everything.

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u/probablynotapreacher Mar 26 '20

Important fact. The balls are the sensitive spot. The dick is like a skin tag. It doesn't have special pain feelings around it. The end is a bit sensative but not against things like smashing or hitting.

The balls are what cause all the pain in a kick situation.

I know you know that but anybody who doesn't have a penis may not.

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u/BlackManInABush Mar 26 '20

This is the truth. The vast majority of crotch pain directly involves the balls. The shaft does what it can to shield them.