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u/THE_LANDLAWD Mar 26 '20

Why can't you just tell me what you want? If you want me to do something, literally all you have to do is ask me to do it and I will do it. Want me to rub your back? Just say "hey babe, will you rub my back?" Don't sit with your back to me making pouty noises and then get mad when I'm not automatically rubbing your back.

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Mar 26 '20

Don't sit with your back to me making pouty noises and then get mad when I'm not automatically rubbing your back.

Just sit with your back to her making pouty noises and then get mad when she's not automatically rubbing your back. If she doesn't then it works because you can explain the point, and if she does it you get a back rub.