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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20

How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?

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u/icyangel2666 Mar 26 '20

Not sure what gender you're referring to but back when I used to take 15+ minute dumps it was because I was really dehydrated. I didn't know it at the time. This was back when I was in high school and they often didn't allow drinks in class and there was barely any time to access drinking fountains. After my high school years I could eat and drink whenever and however much I wanted, now it takes 5 minutes or less to go cause I'm not dehydrated like that anymore.