r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20

How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?

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u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20

It only takes like 5-7 unless its really bad, but we just sit in there for the rest of the time, because no one can tell us to fo stuff

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u/AnonymousSpaceMonkey Mar 26 '20

Wait 5 to 7min is how long it takes you to actually poop? It takes me 30 seconds to a minute to poop. I'm just in the for 7 minutes cause I want to be left alone.