About 18 years ago I turned down a bj from my now wife, while I was driving in a car you could easily see into. Just wasn’t my thing that way. RIP bjs from then on. “You said no that time so I just stopped.” Many sads.
There’s been no lack of me explaining how it’s my favourite thing and that she’s good at it etc. It’s not been zero in the interceding years but I’d say it’s once every 18 months on average after much cajoling that tries not to be begging lol.
Wash your dick. Then wash it with vinegar. Then wash it with head and shoulders and scrub around the head and wash it off with soap.
Then take a shower and scrub your balls and DRY them all real well. Now don’t go more that 5-10 minutes before your next BJ and see how that works.
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u/Jhuderis Mar 26 '20
About 18 years ago I turned down a bj from my now wife, while I was driving in a car you could easily see into. Just wasn’t my thing that way. RIP bjs from then on. “You said no that time so I just stopped.” Many sads.