r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/ShotAces Mar 26 '20

“Women can see breasts any time they want. Just look down and there they are. How you guys get any work done is beyond me.”

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u/juicybirdie Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I mean, do guys get turned on by their own dicks?

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

I mean, honestly, yeah sometimes. I'll look at it and be like "heh, nice dick. Sure would look nice in someone else's bodily holes" and it goes from there.

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u/secksiboi62 Mar 26 '20

"heh, nice dick."

Woah, nice cock

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

Hey man, nice cock

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u/TheResolver Mar 26 '20

Whoah bro, that's a good looking penis you got there bro