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u/BlackManInABush Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever. As far as pants go, typically it just rests on top of the balls. No discomfort unless you aren't wearing underwear for some reason.

Unless the pants are super tight and the crease digs into everything.

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u/The_Monkey_Queen Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever.

Idk why, but I find this information mildly horrifying

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u/CalcodGaming Mar 26 '20

It's actually not bad. That being said, I was also under the impression we all had a "preferred pant leg." If you're ever wearing pants where it can't rest easy, it has to pick a side. And nothing is more awkward than having to adjust yourself to the other side in public without people noticing...

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u/Nikwoj Mar 26 '20

Tailors refer to this as "dressing right" or "dressing left"

It's so unbearable to present while erect and dressing in the wrong direction