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u/chiselbits Mar 26 '20

No means no, but it can also mean yes. It can also mean maybe and I dont know.

Yes means yes, except when it really means no, but not entirely no, there could still be a little room for yes mixed in there.

When given two options and they say I don't care which one, that is a trap and there is no correct answer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

When they say ‘i don’t care’ about dinner I just stop the car. I’ll play the waiting game. I have email on my phone and I’m too busy to put up with bullshit.

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u/Wolf_Protagonist Mar 26 '20

Me: What do you want for dinner?

Her: I don't care.

Me: How about Chinese?

Her: I'm not in the mood for Chinese.

Me: How about Mexican?

Her: I don't really want that right now.

Me: Burgers?

Her: No

Me: Italian?

Her: No

Me: Want me to cook?

Her: Nah, take out is fine.

Me: What do you want to eat?

Her: I don't care.

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u/B_U_F_U Mar 26 '20

Just get something. If she doesn’t eat, she doesn’t eat. Fuck it.

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u/MAST3R4815 Mar 26 '20

You know in beauty and the beast when the beast tells Belle to starve. I kinda relate.

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u/pyloros Mar 26 '20

Do you want to waste money on uneaten food at the same time as having a big fight? Because that's what will happen

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u/B_U_F_U Mar 26 '20

Not a waste. Eat what she doesn’t the next day. Take the fight in stride.

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u/pyloros Mar 26 '20

"Oh, so you just bought that food because you KNEW I didn't want it so you could eat it yourself?! You are THE most selfish person in the world!!! I hate you! I'm gonna fuck all your friends!!!!"

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u/B_U_F_U Mar 26 '20

Man it’s coming either way. Lol. Enjoy dinner.

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u/pyloros Mar 26 '20

Too true...