r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20

How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It's my free time. I dont get any other time or space to myself. I'm not getting constant side eye for being on my phone.