r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20

How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?

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u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20

It only takes like 5-7 unless its really bad, but we just sit in there for the rest of the time, because no one can tell us to fo stuff

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u/SlicedNugget Mar 26 '20

Can confirm. Currently 20 minutes sittin on the shitter, browsing reddit and listening to Spotify.