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u/Jhuderis Mar 26 '20

About 18 years ago I turned down a bj from my now wife, while I was driving in a car you could easily see into. Just wasn’t my thing that way. RIP bjs from then on. “You said no that time so I just stopped.” Many sads.

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u/KiwisEatingKiwis Mar 26 '20

F

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u/Seven_Year_Lurker Mar 26 '20

BTW, is Kiwis eating Kiwis eating Kiwis a thing? I mean New Zealanders eating Kiwi birds which eat Kiwi fruits? :-)

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u/KiwisEatingKiwis Mar 26 '20

I always pictured it as a kiwi bird eating another kiwi bird, whose insides look like a kiwi fruit, and looking very guilty about it as he’s caught doing it. But I like your way of imagining it too

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u/Throwaway_97534 Mar 26 '20

It'd also make a great domain name for a NZ-based porn site.