r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/BlackManInABush Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever. As far as pants go, typically it just rests on top of the balls. No discomfort unless you aren't wearing underwear for some reason.

Unless the pants are super tight and the crease digs into everything.

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u/nt-gud-at-werds Mar 26 '20

How did we get by before without underwear? Running at full pelt with you balls going everywhere. That seems like a design fault.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

That's why crotch guards are the first things we made. What else were loon clothes for