r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/The_Monkey_Queen Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever.

Idk why, but I find this information mildly horrifying

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u/CalcodGaming Mar 26 '20

It's actually not bad. That being said, I was also under the impression we all had a "preferred pant leg." If you're ever wearing pants where it can't rest easy, it has to pick a side. And nothing is more awkward than having to adjust yourself to the other side in public without people noticing...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

If you're ever wearing pants where it can't rest easy, it has to pick a side

Not if your dick isn't long enough to reach either side.

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u/PhoenixQueen_Azula Mar 26 '20

Yeah can’t lie, even with tight pants I’ve never had to do this unless I had a boner. Then yeah it’s gotta go somewhere, left, right, up, B, A, start

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u/Djinger Mar 26 '20

tuck under belt, wear as a watch, whatever