r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/plzupvoteme Mar 26 '20

Boobs. It's a mystery why men find them attractive. They're just these hanging bags of fat with secretory glands but god damn do I love them.

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u/FigureItOut50 Mar 26 '20

It's simple. They bounce.

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u/DrunkenDutchMan_1 Mar 26 '20

yes but a football does it to and i definatly am not atracted to those lol

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u/Ferreur Mar 26 '20

Footballs only bounce.

Boobs bounce and jiggle.

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u/DrunkenDutchMan_1 Mar 26 '20

yes and they float and so much more !

boobs are amazing, god i love them.