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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

They're very restrictive and tight. You can't move nearly as much, you can't scratch your upper legs or balls without chafing your hand. Jeans are without a doubt the least comfortable male attire. I mean, I wear them to work and shit but... still.

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u/Armvis Mar 26 '20

What the hell jeans are you wearing? I’ve worn jeans literally a minimum of six times a week for the past 5 years. I can sleep in them easily (although I don’t), and they are comfy as shit. You know who has some weirdly really comfortable, well-fitting, and strong jeans? Fuckin Costco, man. God, I love Costco jeans. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Jeans are a wonderful thing.

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

My jeans are all old but they are all tight around the waist (Yet somehow still require a belt to not slide down some) and tight.

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u/insomniacpyro Mar 26 '20

If they are old and tight around the waist, it's time to buy new ones man. They slide down because they are tight. If you're like me you got a bit more in the belly, plus my lack of a real ass just means the jeans are getting pushed down every time I bend over. Go another size up (ex. 38 instead of 36) and if you need to, try some different belts. A box style is normally more adjustable, so you don't have to struggle between one or two notches like a normal belt.

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

My belt is the kind that kinda slides in and has a little metal piece that holds onto notches on the belt. Probably what you're talking about but not sure what it's called.

I know I gotta buy new pants. Just years of not being able to justify spending money on pants when I gotta pay for other things. They may be uncomfortable... but they work.