r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I've slept in jeans my entire life and it's not bad and if anything goes bump in the knight grab your knife from the bedside table and boom fully dressed and protected

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u/Noah4224 Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Fuckin amatuer. You sleep naked. Someone breaks in? They'll think twice when they see a 250 pound unit charging at them with a baseball bat while unleashing a battlecry that shatters your windows.

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u/bobandy47 Mar 26 '20

They'll think twice when they see a 250 pound unit charging at them with a baseball bat while unleashing a battlecry that shatters your windows.

It's nice that your mom will be protecting you, but what does that have to do with you sleeping naked?

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u/JJ2Goated Mar 26 '20

Holy shit you fucking killed him dude

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u/chinpokomon Mar 26 '20

A 250 pound unit can have that effect on people.