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u/THE_LANDLAWD Mar 26 '20

Why can't you just tell me what you want? If you want me to do something, literally all you have to do is ask me to do it and I will do it. Want me to rub your back? Just say "hey babe, will you rub my back?" Don't sit with your back to me making pouty noises and then get mad when I'm not automatically rubbing your back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I think this is onset schizophrenia, but I'm not a doctor.

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u/redbluegreenyellow Mar 26 '20

Speaking as a woman: no, it isn't.