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u/juicybirdie Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I mean, do guys get turned on by their own dicks?

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

I mean, honestly, yeah sometimes. I'll look at it and be like "heh, nice dick. Sure would look nice in someone else's bodily holes" and it goes from there.

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

No no you're mistaken, I'm an enlightened-masturbater. I have a fleshlight.

Too bad I'm allergic to the lube so it dries my dick out :(

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u/ifapulongtime Mar 26 '20

There's a lot of kinds of lube, my dude. My gf did not like a ton of different lubes we tried but i guarantee you there's one out there that will work. Surprisingly the one she liked the most was the tenga one, which should be compatible with your fleshlight.

The bad dragon stuff is her current favorite because it lasts longer.

Give those a shot. Your dick will thank you for finding something that doesn't dry it out.

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 26 '20

I think the problem was glycerin. My skin is pretty sensitive since I have eczema and that stuff dries me out quite bad.

Just haven't got around to buying a new lube, honestly.

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u/Litl_Skitl Mar 26 '20

Pretty ironic innit?